Is there a secret document which contains sexual practices that go far beyond those prescribed in the Kama Sutra, the legendary Hindu text? Dr. Marionette Dish, paleontologist at the Big Sky Bone Institute, believes there is. To find this document called the Erotic Manifesto, Marionette journeys to Argentina where she encounters the tango, martinis, Sherlock Holmes, dinosaur fossils, classic Beatles songs, and a monastery housing the only mannequin ever to win the Miss Arizona pageant. She's not alone on her quest, however. The CIA, believing that great sex may well be a national security risk, is hot on her heels, tailing her from Salt Lake City to Buenos Aires.

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