The Erotic Manifesto, a novel by William Hammett

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A. Yes. There is a low incidence of side effects (similar to placebo) such as tics and tremors. Contact your doctor or pharmacist if you are nursing, pregnant, or think you might become pregnant.

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A. Absolutely. For most readers, the hot flashes are quite enjoyable.

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A. eroticmanifesto.com is not physically addictive, although some readers have developed a psychological dependence on the humor of William Hammett. If a problem develops, slowly decrease the number of times per day you visit the site, as opposed to abrupt cessation.

Q. If I click on one of the links and get a message that the site is not responding, what should I do?
A. First, remain calm. Remind yourself that failed connections are not your fault. There could be numerous reasons why Internet traffic is heavy, none of them related to your unhappy childhood.

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Home    Much Ado About Martinis    Who put the Big "O" in Tango?    Beatles For Sale    The Amelia Earhart Suite
The Law Offices of Pampas, Pompous & Peron    Vonnegut, Robbins, and Brautigan    Glossary Erotique
"Writing for 500, Alex!"    Hammett's Life in a Parallel Universe    An Interview with the Author   
Reviews    Read the 1st Chapter   Order    Contact the Author    Contact Seven Rivers Press